dim fact: whip whop shall grace you all with a glorious reproduction of some of the best 'dim facts' ever created and yes, even some that got whip whop banned for a week.

dim fact: santa won his first wrestling title from the notorious easter bunny back in 1956.

dim fact:whip whop never grows tired of 'dim facts'. does a whale ever grow tired of swimming? or a bird of flying? no, they simply do...and so shall whip whop.

dim fact:grundel taint aint for the weak hearts of faint

dim fact:whip whop never eats left-overs

dim fact: whip whop'll scrap that sum-bitch right now if whip whop has to

dim fact: our founding fathers loved their 12 year old relatives, and so shall whip whop

dim fact: whip whop is already medicated

dim fact:$5

dim fact: whip whop is very glad that you came screaming out of your mother's bathing suit-area

dim fact: thanks for the no prob

dim fact: whip whop doesn't sing

dim fact: whip whop never kisses and tells

dim fact:whip whop aka wyatt wherp shoots from the hip
hop over to the store and tell joe gawdi aka joe milly aka joe dirt not to flirt
with disaster, ok?

dim fact:whip whop loves you despite your handicap

dim fact: it's 'dim' not 'stupid'

dim fact: whip whop is king of the impossible

dim fact:it'll probably be pop-up-porno

dim fact: whip whop wanted to save you from monotony

dim fact:9 to 5 is for suckers

dim fact: whip whop's art makes babies cry

dim fact: whip whop is no canner of meat

dim fact: sonic the hedgehog is a fan of whip whop

dim fact: whip whop didn't realize we shared the same mother

dim fact:most pet Lizards have names starting with L

dim fact:whip whop drinks smoke daily

dim fact:most people lie about their sex online

dim fact:whip whop is as whip whop does

dim fact:my libido is itchin for somebitchin to stick my dickin

dim fact: whip whops are famous for their expert use of toilets/plants. although well bred in the art of microwave use, whip whops have a tendency to be flamable (even when wet) and should not be used by open flames, deep friers or hot ovens. Whip whops are masters of massage, listening, self scratching, being inanimate, licking, sleeping, eating, tax evasion, poker, babysitting, fanning, and flotation.

dim fact:another thought bites the pile of dust

dim fact: whip whop loves mysterious-w for his support

dim fact: whip whop wonderfully wanders where and when he wills (while whistling one-hit-wonders with whiskers the wine-o.)

dim fact: don't let a kiss fool you

dim fact: don't let a fool kiss you

dim fact:whip whop is a voyeur

dim fact:whip whop's shit does not stink

dim fact:god loves you less

dim fact: whip whop's vagina would be wet right now if the erection wasn't in the way

dim fact:whip whop's dog limps

dim fact:your wrench is wet

dim fact: whip word

dim fact: whip whop is no carptenter or whittler of showers!

dim fact:whip whop goes where whip whop pleases

dim fact:whip whop is over ripened, bloated, and about to burst with rot

dim fact: that's all for now. whip whop loves you all but in all honestly loves whip whop the most